Writer, vocalist. Originally had a little story to tell. Over a hundred chapters later, still going strong.

I´m what happens, if you have a great libido and too much time on your hands. And yes that also includes fapping...

Back in the Saddle. New Updating Coming right to your face. Not currently Open for Commissions. Feel free to DM me about anything else!

Hey everypony! New to the whole 'open' scene of ponies, as I have been lurking since mid season 2.

"You think you know me..."

I write foot stuff. It is good for the sole. All freaks welcome!

I am a very recent brony as well a fan of Spike and Shining Armor and a first time writer, so wish me luck!

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I've always been a lover and writer of fanfiction, but it wasn't until I got into MLP that I really found something I loved writing about. Hope you all enjoy.

It took me two and a half years to update this status, securing my continued reign of as recipient of the Slowest Writer Award.

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