I write romance with intimacies, not clop. To my readers, I quote The Bard: “We who prologue-like your humble patience pray, Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our play.” (Henry V)
Hey! I like Derpy. And butts. And Derpy's butt. Other butts are cool too, though. ~TOOWC
The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.