why finish a story when i could start three more

Author of mildly successful B-List featured stories, freelance editor, and man of many expensive hobbies.

OK

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

If you like my work, consider supporting me on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Shadestyle

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

You Lost The Game

Hug your nearest alicorn.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Just trying to be better.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

Just another Joe Shmuck on the internet who writes stuff. Some people think my stuff is great; I don't know what's wrong with them.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Anime is Japan's revenge for Hiroshima

I like SCP, FNAF, Mlp, BaTIM, D&D and Undertale. I use Grammarly a lot and I am solo author with 1 crossover so far.

Don't lose the Moon, while counting the Stars

Are you a Rebel?

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

No matter who wins, we all lose. But losing is just winning with extra steps. https://ko-fi.com/datzigga Dipcord: DatZigga#0503

How is a raven like a writing desk? Poe wrote on both.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

"A rather small incredible paragraph that changes your thoughts on the world" What he said.

Klaatu barada nikto =^.^=

Too much to write; too little time

Scraping my way up

I'm here to read fics and chew bubble gum... And Pinkie stole all my gum.