Oh no, not the bees! NOT THE BEES!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!! ARGLUBAH THEY'RE IN MY EYES!! MYY EYEEEES!!!! AAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHGURGLERRRR ...in other words, I write stories.
Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3
I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.
It's five o'clock somewhere! And everywhere. All at once. Forever.
I'm a fan fiction writer who mostly deals with Sonic stories. My favorite types of stories to write are crossovers, and you can see that in many of my works.
There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.
If pretending to be a sentient talking lemon on a pony fanfiction website is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.
Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.