Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

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Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

I wish I was enough. But I'm not and never will be.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Tired always.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Just an introvert who likes My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I also like to write MLP fanfiction. Twilight Sparkle is my favorite pony.

Deep into that dorkness peering...

Too much to write; too little time

No.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

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I write for the fun of it. Just trying out a few ideas to improve my writing, and hopefully get some awesome, critical feedback!

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Student, Programmer, Writer, Reader and self-proclaimed Professional Commenter just commenter.

Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

Quando omni flunkus, moritati

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Deadhorse.

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

All these moments will be lost, like tears in the rain.

Everything is as it appears. Do not question the backstory behind the curtain.

Are you a Rebel?

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies