Trixie Has Returned!

This is just a quick update.

I have finally conquered my depression and writer's block.

Legend of Trixie will update soon. It may be a short-ish chapter for me, less than a billion words... but it'll be here. I just need to find the right spot to stop so that you'll all go "Gasp! What!? Why there!? GIVE US MORE YOU NINJA BASTARD!!!"

But please. Language. This is a family-friendly fanfiction farce.

Let's gooooooooo!

I got the Virus right after Christmas, and I've been dead for the entire end of 2021.

While I'm trying to get back to 100-percent, work on writing is slowly resuming. One short I was doing as a quick bit of prompt-work has bloomed into something that... might actually be worth publishing. A little glimpse into the early days right after Luna's banishment.

There might also be a short comedy about cannibalism.

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EDerpy Saves Hearth's Warming

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

"Get in the sleigh, Derpy. We're saving Hearth's Warming!"

• Luna
• Derpy

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Twas the night before Hearth’s Warming. Or, at least December 1st.
And I’m advertising a story, all written in verse.
It’s about Derpy Hooves, and Princess Luna too,
How they saved Hearth’s Warming by delivering gifts to
All the orphans in Equestria in one single night,
But how? Guess you’ll just have to read it, alright?

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I would like to apologize for essentially disappearing for the last few... eh, months, kinda.

My explanation is weak: I was busy. Busy with life, work, illness, family drama, and other things. I don't know if these distractions are over and done with, or if more trouble's coming. This was all made a bit worse by a severe bout of depression triggered by the rather... tepid response Nightmare Night received. If you can't tell, it's now on HIATUS until I can get my head back into it.

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This whole past month, I've felt like I've got nothing done. Work has been rough. Getting sick has been rough. Prepping for Nanowrimo has been rough. And I'm tackling, like... four or five projects at once.

Which is rough.

On the plus side, I'll have something for Halloween. Can't promise it'll be done then, but I can promise chapter 1 will appear on the spooky scary holiday. And that it'll involve Anarchy.

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I took a five minute break from slaving over my other projects to write something very silly. Very stupid. What better way to inaugurate my feeble attempts to write a G5 story?

I actually do have a more serious G5 story in the works as well, but since it features Anarchy, I worry folks will think it’s trying to deride the new movie. Which isn’t my intention at all. Hopefully, whenever that’s finished, people will enjoy it.

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I'm not dead!

Just really tired from work!

Still working on Legend of Trixie! And that OTHER THING!

The OTHER THING is fun!

Haha but no seriously, I've been deep in a depressive funk this whole month, not helped by the fact that I had to scrap a 3k word draft of the next Trixie update because it did dumb things using my dumb smooth brain. There are days I stare at a blank screen and just scream "DO SOMETHING YOU FOOL" over and over again.

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