♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

You're never properly dressed without a smile...

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

I'm sorry that I am terribly late with my updates.

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Returned from an ancient hiatus to post some EAW work.

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

Too much to write; too little time

Student, means study, but sometimes I like to just think, and to dream, and that is what I do

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

"Every story ever told actually happened. Stories are where memories go when they're forgotten." - Dr. Who.

A new fan fiction author trying my hand at it.

Aspiring writer, self-proclaimed hardcore gamer, adept of human psychology. Does not consider excessive pride for a vice.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

A hobbyist artist/writer who has absolutely no life.

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

I am a simple author trashbag with far too many OCs for his own good. You may or may not see them, except you will definitely see them, don't think you won't.

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

Ask-UnleashedTwilight.Tumblr.comAsk me anything!

Just a fella looking to finish what I started

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

"Shh, I'm trying to think here..."

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Big Mac is Watching

Sonson-sensei here, how's it hanging my precious students. Not much I can say about myself in such a short blurb but I'm a writer and artist that happens to like ponies. Rarity is best pony.

I am just a person who writes stuff in her spare time C:

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.

Slightly insane, but then again, who isn't?