To keep pony-shaped robots from eating their brains, Sue and her friends fled into the mountains, where the girls live by their hunting skills and their wits.

But Sue discovers the truth is more complicated than she'd thought.

The cover image is the less terrifying half of https://derpibooru.org/images/2522523. Used with the artist's permission.

(This story takes place in the same world as Friendship is Optimal. In that world, the computer superintelligence CelestAI wants to give every human a kind of eternal life, by disassembling each human and reconstructing them inside a utopian computer simulation as a pony form.)

Luna's returned from the moon. But will she ever truly feel she belongs?

Sometimes little things make a big difference.

How can you know which creatures deserve to be cast into Tartarus?

Keywords: Sisyphus, Sassafras, Slippyhooves, Slipperyhooves, the King of Thieves

I don't even know the 'official unofficial' ship name for Twilight Sparkle / Nightmare Moon.
- Twightmare Moon is funny? But I don't think most people would go for it.
- "Moonlight" is a fanname for a minor character late-ish in the show (s5?)
- bats (who has never seen this story) suggests "Spicy TwiLuna" and "Spicy Tuna"

In this heist story, Starlight Glimmer gets her hooves on someone else's idea and runs with it.

This story is not a parody of Winston's "The Clever One." This story is a parody of writing a parody of Winston's "The Clever One." Totally different concept.

Exactly what it says on the label, I'm sure.

Fluttershy's friends might call the gentle pegasus sensitive. But they don't know the half of it.

What is she always so afraid of, anyway?

And why is SHE the one pony who can go toe-to-toe with the Avatar of Chaos himself?

(Is this an AU? If it is, it's one that resembles canon a lot.)

Never mix your first displacement with your first striptease.