"You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people, and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane?"

"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

"You think you know me..."

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