"A story is not a machine that does what you tell it. A story is a beast with a life of its own" - Alan Wake

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

dirty AiE heathen

Something-something horse narrations.

It's time to comfypost and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.

The most profound self-loathing on FIMFiction found only here. Profile picture done by Soulless_76 on furaffinity.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Hug your nearest alicorn.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/