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Dragon Turtle


Aug
10th
2019

“2, 4, 6 Greaaat” Pre-analysis and Warning · 12:43pm Aug 10th, 2019

---Season 9--Episode 15---
Firstly, gotta love how they conveyed passive aggressive sarcasm with just one word in their episode title.

But I’ve also seen enough of today’s setup to know what some Bronies, on this website at least, are going to be questioning. Regardless of the episode’s moral, characterization or execution:

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Jul
8th
2019

Find the Magic... of the organic nature from the initial reaction & discussion · 2:20am Jul 8th, 2019

So in my previous post, it was all about ragging on the Rainbow Roadtrip. I don't regret anything, and I still haven't completed a full watch. Lord knows I wasn't going to waste time with that during the family reunion for the long 4th of July weekend. But I've seen how people like it, including an old friend of mine. So I

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Jun
29th
2019

"Do you want me to turn this around!?" I really do. · 6:03pm Jun 29th, 2019

Rainbow Roadtrip, mid-Season 9 special
Remember Student Counsel, and how Trixie was flipping out at Starlight? How Trixie was talking about the difference between buying a cake and making one, and we were all impressed at how funny they made it? Rainbow Roadtrip was like that, except if they were unable to make the mundane funny. For half and hour. I just stopped watching. Around the time RD meets her fanclub.

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Jun
8th
2019

Have You Seen This Filly? · 6:14am Jun 8th, 2019

This mutated from an episode review to an Applejack character study. Even more remarkable is that 5 minutes in, I was sure I was going to HAAAATE "Going To Seed". I figured there was only two ways this would play out:

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May
12th
2019

Got No Beef Whatsoever! · 8:07pm May 12th, 2019

---Season 9--Episode 7 - She's All Yak

I've always enjoyed the Student 6 than it seems most people do on this website (although that's just among the sample size of bloggers I follow). But I never expected to be cheering this much Yona. In her montage, Yona is never spontaneously inept at something, and the strides felt objectively obtainable, just requiring rigorous work. And she works her butt off and attains it.

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Apr
14th
2019

We are reflected in an uprooted, shattered tree. · 3:13pm Apr 14th, 2019

---Season 9--Episode 3---
I can't be the only one who realizes that these kids are suppose to be the fandom, right?

Silverstream is the artists all over Deviantart and the Equestria Daily Drawfriends. Smoulder is in that same vein, but is less concerned with expressing herself, and more with leaving an impression on people. In our community, she would have chased Horse Fame, and would be perturbed as to why Pony videos don't get so many views as they use to.

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Dec
9th
2017

Last for the University of Wisconsin Whitewater Brony Club · 6:34am Dec 9th, 2017

Tonight, December 8th, 2017 was the last meeting of the University of Wisconsin Whitewater Brony Club. All that was left was Gage and Dominick, and me video-chatting through Discord. We began in 2013 with half a dozen regular members, and could reach over a dozen at times. But Dominick is graduating, and Gage won't be running the club by himself. I myself graduated last year. Our founders Kyle and Craig graduated the year before me. A lot of us have gone our own ways in life.

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Jul
8th
2016

KEEP…SWIMMING…KEEP…SWIMMING…! · 5:12am Jul 8th, 2016

So two Tuesdays ago, the 28th of June, I was visiting my mother's parents in Michigan. Guess what movie we decided to see?

That night I immediately put my thoughts up on Tumblr, and I'm frustrated it took me this long to get around to mentioning on a the site I've frequented even more.

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Jun
16th
2015

Slice of Life (the episode title, not the genre, wonder if that'll be an issue often) · 12:07am Jun 16th, 2015

Slice of Life
Season 5, episode 9
Written by M.A. Larson


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Feb
9th
2014

"Simple Ways" Response · 5:01am Feb 9th, 2014

Wow. I was seriously conflicted as to whether or not I would rank this below Rainbow Falls. After much mental deliberation (which involved writing most of the stuff below), RF shall remain my pick for “Worst of Season 4.” However, both of these episodes are terrible in their own ways, which made it hard to put them side by side. Rainbow Falls is one of the worst episodes of MLP to date through sheer incompetence: annoying side characters, uncreative and grating dialogue,

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