All that I touch seems to break in my hands, then it just bursts into flames.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

You think my weapons make me dangerous? Good, keep thinking that.

I need a trad anthro pony catholic gf

Just an average writer of fanfics. My archenemy: Procrastination.

Mostly harmless.

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

(She/Her) A loser with too much free time

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

I like ponies.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

I write things. Sometimes they make sense.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Featured Sci-Fi Story: "Equus Metamorphosis" ( http://bit.ly/1YnanMR )

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I'm a proud brony who reads stuff for a living. I also write darkfics & family-friendly stuff every-so-often. All I can say is, if you plan to read any of my content, happy horrors ;)

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

...can I even call myself this if I quit smoking years ago?

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Welcome back to the cum zone

New to Fimfiction and I am a brony. I like making stories an I wan't to share them with everyone.