I'll tell you in the car.

Ph.D. in procrastination and occasional writer of pony stories.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Just a ponyfan who writes here and there. Remember to love yourself, and others. (Ponysona name: Cocoa Creme) (She/Her ❤️)

Likes a good time and is a fan as well.

I'm a Russian boy.

Some trust in chariots and some in horses.

An immortal Greek horse with the gift of speech. Just that immortality is considered a curse, speech not a blessing and not even Greek.

"A world without friendship is a lonely world indeed."

I like tacos. I love pancakes

I have a whole new found respect for authors after attempting to write my own stories. Seriously, Christ!

I have been part of the herd since I was a kid lol before gen4 I loved gen 1 me born in 1991 lol

Oh. Five years?

"To the everlasting glory of those few mares blessed and sanctified in the curses and execrations of those many whose praise is eternal damnation." I'll typeset your story in ConTeXt if you ask.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Just someone, and someone, aaaand nobody. But you read this so.... you're someone.

𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓯𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮~

If an ass goes traveling, he'll not come home a PONY - Thomas Fuller

Dum loquimur, fugerit invida aetas

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" Dr. Suess and Bernard Baruch

Just chillin here on Fimfiction. How's it going?

Teacher, Reader, Thinker, Deviant, that about covers it.

Keep your expectations low and you'll never be disappointed

Forget not that I am a derp.

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)

do not mistake peace for quiet

Was inspired to write, and write shall I do.

Pharynx is best changeling. CHANGE MY MIND.

Welcome to my profile! don't know why or how your here but for whatever reason welcome! i've been on here for over 5 years and must be suicidal with the amount of stories on my tracking list.

Now it's Dr. Barbarity, PhD

A sick mind further poisoned by the internet. Pay him no mind, lest you are wrapped into his dark fantasy.

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

I am a biomedical scientist who enjoys reading and writing about ponies in my spare time.

Greetings World. You may call me Nyronus. I write stories, among other things. My hobbies include existential ennui, being Princess Luna, and Saving the World. Feel free to hit me up on Steam to chat!

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

Necessity is the mother of my motivation. Don't ask who the father is.