Writer, aspiring filmmaker, musician, animator, 3D modeller.

I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments.

Just another college student trying new things. Variety!

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My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

My name is Derek and I am an author and reader of the finest assortment of books, stories, and fanfictions

NSFW account for Velvet_Divan

An avid alliterator, videogame addict, anime enthusiast, ocassional writer, procrastinator extraordinaire, and lover of stories at your service.

Just someone reading, favoriting, and Lycaning things here, and there.

Someone who will eventually submit a story here to be ridiculed and laughed at, but not today! I'll just continue to lurk on this site and read stories about magical ponies and their many adventures.

I'm many former things.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

What can I say Im a brony, and a truly good one at that. I want The earth to be like Equestria one day and that is my life goal.

See my FA page

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

A cynical old dog of the fandom who has become apathetic to the state of things. Still willing to give a debate if an ear listens and willing to return tactful courtesty. Stories currently cancled.

Just an ordinary young adult with an interest in MLP, Doctor Who, Kingdom Hearts, Marvel, DC, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Star Trek, Ace Attorney, and pretty much any good character-driven story.

Strong emotion imspired poet.

my oc is the co king of all all alicorns and bicorns,and co ruler of the hidden alicorn and bicorn kingdom Aliden.

Just a person that reads, writes, and reviews stuff. Oh, and draws.

Like a neglected and dejected pup, I roam. Also known as Swimmingly "Herr Direktor" Choppingston.

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

Just taking One Day at a time.

I am just a man, not superhuman.

"Remember kids, every time you clop, the omnicorn creates a typo." ~Kudzuhaiku, fimfiction author of "The Chase"

I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.

Don't bother following me. I'm just your regular reader. I won't post any stories. Unless I do. But most likely I won't.

I mostly edit things, and write things when my muse beats me enough.

I'm always online it seems...