Just an amateur writer with a lot of ideas!

That nobody who likes butts. Oh, and draws and writes, n' stuff. Applejack for best poni.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

It's been a while, but I'm back home! Don't know when I'll write something for this site again, but enjoy my other stuff in the meantime!

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.