I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Open for Writing Commissions. Welcome to the smut zone. If you want depth, look elsewhere. If you want length, you've come to the right place.

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

I make the write. Yes.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Fanfiction authors are peculiar creatures who require food, water, shelter, and comments to survive. Please help support your local starving author. Together, we can make a difference.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

Hey! I writer anything with my favorite characters, Spike, Ember, Smolder, Discord, Fizzle, Garble...that is most of works and coming works.

Just some guy, riding out his time.

"Any religion that allows or commands you to pass judgement on, convert by force, or kill another human being is not a religion that serves any interpretation of any God or Gods above." Unknown

No one tells a story like you do.

Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!

No.

The magic comedy hoers.

Alternate clop account so you bastards don't know who I am.

I write horse words.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I am an aspiring writer, romance enthusiast, and a horrible over emotional mess. If you're here I hope you like homosexual stallions. If you enjoy my work and want to support me I have a Ko-Fi!

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

The rarest of writing marshmallows.

I enjoy writing an array of topics such as horror and more. Enjoy your stay for whatever the reason!

Sometimes slice of life is saucy.

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

Write silly, not stupid.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

An experienced writer of limited skill and dangerous enthusiasm.

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

I'm still alive, probably.