Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie

Forget not that I am a derp.

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Life's still pretty great

Hey you. Yes, you! Are you a fan of ships? Like cute pones doing cute things? Then you've come to the right place. Come in, sit a while, and partake of my stories as I write them.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Horrifically Fun

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

big is best | patreon! | subscribestar!

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

Loves to write, hates the paperwork | Ko-Fi

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

Why 'Inquisitor'? Because 'Forty two': the most important lesson I ever learned. Any answer is worthless until you have the right question. Author, editor, critic, but foremost, a philosopher.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Why am I still here?

Only mostly dead.

Former pony writer, slightly unhinged whatever.

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

Avatar is of Ambar, a character from the comic Las Lindas by Challodillo.