Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I hate real bugs but apparently I seem to love fictional ones.

i have cancer

If a tire was on fire during a blizzard, would you stay close to it and keep warm, or run from the awful smell?