Odd. Crazy. Zebra. Four Left Hooves.
Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.
Somewhere, in the vast recesses of web space, a silly man battles the forces of overused photoshop filters, 360 no scope headshots and spaghetti code...
Reader of stars, teller of tales. Secretly a bat, or something.
Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.