I write bad smut. Hopefully, somebody reads it.

Degenerate horse lover with affinity for smol

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Too much to write; too little time

Emotionally unstable and liable to drag you down with me.... It could be fun right?.........right?

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

very good at writing very bad things

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Prereader for Firesight, writer of erotic fanfiction and lover of Eeveelutions.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

- My last submission was over 8 years ago.

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Mostly harmless.

A clopfic author.

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Shut up. Just write.