“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

A man, a plan, a congo cannibäl

Shoddily-assembled sentences, delivered directly.

Forget not that I am a derp.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Verily, vanity.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Oh look, a bio.

I used to be relevant!

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

Hi! I write about ponies doing spooky things! And sometimes in space, too! If want to donate a dollar for the cause, I have a Ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/vinnrosta

space is a waste

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

I'm a bad joke and I created my account on April 1st. Must be fate.

Just someone who likes books. That's all.