The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

This Account Is No Longer Active Since 3/24/24

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

The magic comedy hoers.

A weight has been lifted from my shoulders

This is Grasshopper Keller, using my real name! And I'm back in Texas!

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

A good story displays a moral, the best ones attach you to the characters who display them.

Fanfic Reader, Voice Actor, Narrator, and Artist

Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Something-something horse narrations.

Hug your nearest alicorn.

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ