I'd never heard of Star Wars: 1313 until about 10 minutes ago.

I saw it was cancelled.

I looked at gameplay videos of it.

It looked awesome.

It was cancelled by Disney, who bought Star Wars like it bought Marvel.

Disney, why!? WHY!?

YOU KNOW WHAT!?

...Okay, maybe not that extreme... but... could you at least... think of the people who enjoy these things and look forward to them? Please?

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Haven't done a blog in a while. Recently I was thinking of how, sometimes, in cartoons, they change the voices.

Sometimes for no real reason... other than a little change.

Sometimes, however, they remain a bit constant, unlike Bon-Bon's voice.

And in case I want to do more of these things, I think I'll start off with my favourite comic book villain, The Joker.

Sometimes he's funny, sometimes he's creepy, sometimes he's both, and a few times... he was something... else.

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Today, I begin said rant with a story.

Once upon a time... there was a guy named Larry. And he was not a very nice person.

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So for April Fools Day, I was going to write a new chapter for Pennywise.

I didn't.

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That Doctor from that other blog visited the sister of his previous patient, Mister Yink. As we know, the sister is delusional and is supposed to be in a mental asylum, but they just kept her in the hospital because they thought she was attractive, and to demoralise the male nurses.

"Miss Yin-"

"MONSIEUR SPARKLE!" Monsieur Sparkle screamed. She really didn't like being called Miss Yink.

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WHY IS THE LAW FULL OF IDIOTS!?

There's this idiot...

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Before leaving my laptop, I happened upon a story... (didn't read, I was interested in the comments) that wasn't well-received...

About a movie reviewer who finds out he is the missing 7th Element of Harmony, the Element of Time, is kind of unfazed by this, somehow knew Doctor Whooves, and has insta-ships with Twilight. As learned by a helpful person trying to help, but we'll get there later.

And I wanted to be on the side of this guy so desperately, but then I saw...

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Based on a Youtube comment...

On a Phoenix Wright OST Video...

Called 'Swimming Anyone?......bleh.

Let's begin.
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Before I say... something... I have one thing to say... before I say... something. Yes. Here it is.

My opinion on the new layout... except the little addition to the sentence at the end.

I'm just indifferent to it, I don't like it, and I don't hate it. I'm indifferent.

All I'm saying is that it had me worried yesterday. I don't like being worried.

Now...

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Hi.

I don't... quite know if I'm gonna use this idea, as it will make The Recluse an entirely different story...

And... I don't wanna talk about it...

So I'll just give a sort of clue.