"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

Tai 'dovienya ain al'alantin a Moridin

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

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A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

I write novels about crime, fantasy, and the supernatural. Sometimes, I write about ponies... is for fun!

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

When I'm not ferrying the dead across the river Styx, I'm reading pony fics.

♦Gone fishin'♦

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

God, I'm so sorry.

I'm a Pegasister who loves reading, writing, pizza, cherry Coke/Pepsi, Harry Potter, and Rainbow Dash! X3

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Too much to write; too little time

Are you a Rebel?

We live, we love, we die. Hopefully in that time I can leave something of value, so tonight I type away at my keyboard to clear my head of these stories. I hope you enjoy.

Sonson-sensei here, how's it hanging my precious students. Not much I can say about myself in such a short blurb but I'm a writer and artist that happens to like ponies. Rarity is best pony.

Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea's getting cold.

Level Up.

The Master at taking forever to do anything.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.

What to do with my life now

Death God

Hi! I'm Skittle, and I love My Little Pony! Duh, or else I wouldn't be on here unless I was a troll.I don't live under a bridge, so I ain't a troll.