thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies
I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere
Capital speaks through us not like a ventriloquist through a dummy but like a script through an actor. Every performance is unique but only because all the words are the same.
;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now
I am a BIG Rarity fan. I am also one of the biggest Gamers you will ever meet. My favorite MLP FIM episode is a tie between A Friend In Deed and A Dog and Pony Show.
“The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from old ones.”
I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.