A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.
I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?
I am an avid reader and one day, one day I'll have the gall to post a story here.
Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn
A wargaming nerd I like to write or think of stories whenever possible
I like things, Spaceships, 100 ton Battlemechs and cute ponies using them.
Confound these ponies. The drive me to write fanfiction.
Just your run-of-the-mill changeling, trying to get some love for my stories. I like redeemed villains, and I can't stand depressing stuff, my sanity is far too fragile already.
I have nothing... therefore I am nothing. Revel in your darkness, for it is my light that made you blind. :3
The Deepest cuts can make the best wounds so you don't make the same mistakes but, what cuts are worth getting.
Humanity has spent thousands of years perfecting the indoors, so why would we want to go outside?
I will catch Spider-Man with ghosts while my son jumps out of a window.
I like hanging stuff on cliffs. They dangle so nicely till the next chapter arrives.
Been a wild ride, but all good things must come to an end.
I'm TheCrystalPepsi, your average 20-something gay Canadian nerd. Here for a good time, not a long time. He/Him