What adorasexy thing should I turn you into today? Now with Patreon & Ko-Fi!

I am never serious.

What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutiemark?

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Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

*Releases a sigh of defeat* Ko-Fi

I am a Dreamer, a Dragonrider, a Friend, a Disciple of Jesus Christ, a Reader, a Writer, and a Pega-sister. ;)

Writer, poor artist, and voracious reader.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

I'm like a god in cervine clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my antler tips.

"You think you know me..."

Writing wrongs.

One day I will return.       / The ending has loopholes. Use them. Make an even brighter future.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

Not a brony. No really, I'm not. I'm just here to see what awesome stuff this crazy fandom puts out.

Just a place for me to put my less than clean stories featuring ponies getting it on. Needless to say, this isn't gonna exist for very long.

AKA Theo Winters. A Long time pony fan, writer and all around wacky pony. Now with a patreon & ko-fi.

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!

https://discord.gg/HDp8sqW - I apologize if I haven't been the friend that you deserve. But I want you to know, in my way, I love you all. - Dr. Sheldon Cooper

Ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies. And changelings too.

Hello I am Keetah/Paint Splotch. I am a cat from outer space, but sometimes a paint unicorn. I draw art for a living and I play too much TF2!! SPACECAT STUDIOS

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

A long time ago, I created with abandon. I thought those times were behind me... It's time to pick up the pen once more...

"Write about what really interests you, whether it is real things or imaginary things, and nothing else." -C. S. Lewis

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

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It's fanfiction all the way down.

No.

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

I don't know, man. Those weasels were on fire when I got here.

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

I like to write short comedy things in my spare time. One day I'll write a proper story, I swear.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

I wish I was enough. But I'm not and never will be.

A Warning to Others

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.