I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.
I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama
"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."
Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!
I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.
A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.
Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]
Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.
Hi, I'm British, and you're reading a bunch of stuff you don't really care about! Yay! Go easy on me, I'm still finding my way around.
Just a Mum, missing her son. I live in Adelaide, South Australia.
Politicians prey on the vulnerable, the disadvantaged and those with an infantile sense of pride in a romanticised national identity which was fabricated by a small to mid-sized advertising agency.
I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.
"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."
This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.
I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not
I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?