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Integral Archer


May
17th
2014

De Brevitate Meorum Capitulorum/Concerning the Shortness of My Chapters · 7:29pm May 17th, 2014

Salvete, lectores mei. Hoc bloggum facio ut modo Subjunctive capitulum novum paene perfectum esse dicam. Erit brevium (inter verba millia aut dua), sed habere capitulum secundum ad vos cum celeritate hoc capitulo quodam volo. Est aestas, etsi mihi occupatio aestatis est, scribere quantitatem magnam operis meis possum. Posse complere hanc fabulam ante finem aestatis cogito.

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Mar
14th
2014

No New Chapter This Week · 8:49pm Mar 14th, 2014

Sorry, sorry!

I’ve been pretty good at keeping updates coming at a regular basis for the past few weeks; but, damn, has school got me caught up in its deadlines, its hassles, its bureaucratic incompetencies. . . . No, I must stop that line of thought now, for this is not for me to start bitching to my readers about my life problems.

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Mar
1st
2014

Chapter XI and the Future Subjunctive · 8:24pm Mar 1st, 2014

I just published Chapter XI of Subjunctive. And I can hear some of you now:

:raritycry: “Nuh-uh! Errenax doesn’t know what he’s talking about! Spanish has an future subjunctive!”

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Jan
24th
2014

Chapter VII in the Next Few Days · 4:41am Jan 24th, 2014

I’m making this blog post for two reasons: First, for the dozen or so people who were reading Subjunctive before it got published to Equestria Daily, thank you for your loyalty and for being with me from the start! EQD wanted me to make some amendments to the prologue, Chapter I, and Chapter II as conditions for being published. I have done so, but never where I feel it would be contrary to what I’ve originally intended (and the edits in every case make the story better). Don’t worry,

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Nov
24th
2013

Season 4 Premiere and Humor as Evil (MINOR SEASON 4 SPOILERS) · 7:47pm Nov 24th, 2013

Writing, reading, thinking, watching ponies. I submit to you that there is no better way to spend a Saturday.

Season 4! I approached this with mixed feelings, a bit of enthusiasm, a bit of apprehension. Season 3’s premiere was mediocre at best, its episodes the same, its only saving grace its last episode.

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Oct
24th
2013

Blank Slate Reading · 3:12pm Oct 24th, 2013

Have the lovely cogitosum666 tongue your cochlea for nearly ten minutes straight. Fuck if I know what he's saying; but, damn, he sounds good.

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Sep
28th
2013

Is Your Romance Consumptive? Murky Number Seven and Fallout: Equestria Show How a Writer's Inconsistent Subconscious Premises Can Ruin His Entire Story · 8:54pm Sep 28th, 2013

Has your book been a failure? Too bad. . . . You should have completed it when you conceived it.

—Victor Hugo

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Aug
27th
2013

Lesson 1—capitalization conventions · 5:18am Aug 27th, 2013

Style time, my little ponies! Today, we're going to learn about style.

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Jul
6th
2013

A Review Proper: Murky Number Seven, by Fuzzy · 9:41pm Jul 6th, 2013

Earlier, I made a post of my first impressions of Fuzzy’s Murky Number Seven, my experience of the first ten thousand words or so. In that much time, I had quite a bit to say; though, like I said, that opinion should not be regarded in any way complete.

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Jun
10th
2013

Book Review: A Confederacy of Dunces, by John Kennedy Toole · 6:22pm Jun 10th, 2013

I’m mad. Really fucking mad. Like, mad-to-the-point-where-I-just-want-to-punch-something-until-my-fist-breaks.

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