Hello, there. Who me? You really think I have something interesting to say? Okay, but I'll have to warn you, things may get a little weird...

Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

Just trying to be better.

I write weird stuff.

Are you a Rebel?

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I...I am a monument to all your sins...