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Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

We grow 'em big!

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Trust me, I'm a doctor. I fix things.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

I write about Rari-Twi, Twi-Luna, Twi-Lestia, and combinations of these. On a long hiatus. Thanks for reading!

Just a pile of meat and chemicals that writes romantic, comedic and sexual stories and comics.

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz

See Ya

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Does this look infected to you?

Scy Storm here. Long time fanfiction writer, now writing MLP stories. Chat moderator for FIMFiction. 2-time enshrinee on Equestria Daily, 3-time on Canterlot's Finest.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I'm an independent Writer

Applejack is best pony~~

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

My name is Donny's Boy. I ship ponies.

I'm a writer for all sorts of things, pony or otherwise. Like what you read? Follow me on Patreon!

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back

I live in the UK, and have been at university in Devon since September 2011. My home is near London, and I first started watching My Little Pony in February 2011.

20 year old musician from Vegas that enjoyed writing about colorful equines.

Author, dreamer, adventurer, scientist, High Prince of Appledashery, and bonafide lover of sadfics and the Great American Cheeseburger.