Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz
Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.
Yay! I have a Bio nw! I am a ** year old living in ********** ** ******** I am a communist and when I'm not playing Skyrim or Fapping I'm writing fics on this site. Praise Satan!
The selfish desire of humanity causes wars and hatred is born on it, and that it's how my hate for humanity was birth.
I'm an experienced writer and editor who happens to like ponies.
I love donuts and ponies, therefore i am a dony.
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.
I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!
A Dreamwalker, hoping to share the stories he keeps.
I'm just a guy who loves Pepsi and Time Lords in funny hats.
Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.
I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not
Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.
dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"
The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short and the pen is very sharp.
This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.
I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.
Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?
I'm wanted in 14 different countries for Political assassination, man slaughter, assault, and jaywalking. So I decided to write stories.