This is fiction. But it is based...

I have no idea what I am doing, I write, I read and I play games, what more can a guy want while he waits for college to start again?

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

My obsession with a flying rainbow pony made me do this.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Too much to write; too little time

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

why finish a story when i could start three more