If you like feeling awful, you've come to the right place.

She/It. Writer of Lewd Stories and Horny Ponies. Unhealthy obsession with Twilight Sparkle

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

One half of the author duo behind Lonely Hooves, who sometimes also takes commissions for smutfix now. Usually draws pretty pictures. Can the pretty words measure up?? Let's find out together!

*blushes*

I dream of a world where sex is not shameful.

Don’t like my writing? Great! Tell me why so I can improve! :)

"Welcome to my dark side."

Oh gee, another NSFW account, how original.

Just a horse, of course, of course.

Don't make the same mistake I made, kids; When the police shout "drop it!", that doesn't refer to your pants.

I read. I write. I edit. I Twidash. But above all else, I'm just a regular guy. Shoot me a PM if you have a question.

Enjoy the smut.

an amazing balance between feelings and emotions and incredibly hot M-scenes

I like women

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Welcome back to the cum zone

Welcome to the other side of the fandom. Please sit back and relax, there are cookies and punch by the door.

Now witness the power of this filly armed and operational battlestation.

We're all MAD here. (Clop account of ROBCakeran53)

Brony from 2012, fimfic reader from 2014, fimfic writer from 2020

6 Months after the series finale was a hell of a time to start writing fanfics

Bee horse go bzzzzzz. Commission prices and ToS: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/1025389/commission-prices-tos

High-Tier Mediocrity | Commissions Open

A lovable goofball who delights in spreading positive vibes and writing stories. =3 (AKA Orangie1984 of Derpibooru!)

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

do not mistake peace for quiet

Why can't we be friends?

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Two hearts becoming one, a bond that cannot be undone.

What a beautiful Sunset.

I like writing, plain and simple. I've been doing it for at least ten years, and I love sharing my work with others. Mostly clopfics here, but some other stuff too.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I write all kinds of furry stories, and I love to hear feedback on my work!

This is fiction. But it is based...

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula