"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."
"She smiles as all the right neighborhoods burn, leaving only the wrong ones to be in." -Zincy
Like a neglected and dejected pup, I roam. Also known as Swimmingly "Herr Direktor" Choppingston.
Because if there's an opportunity, no matter how small, to bitch at something, people will do so.
Until proven otherwise, I'm declaring myself the record holder for most words read on this site.
I write fanfiction. About ponies. And relevant topics. I hate these things so much, as I have a lot to say and no where near enough room to say it.
My name is Neon Party. I come from the My Little Pony Universe, and I live in a town called Stalia.
I am a young and aspiring writer and of course brony i am currently working on a few stories each of badassery and such
I've been trying to get off this ride for a quarter of my life.
I'm more of an artist than a writer so any helpful critisim is wonderful!
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Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.
My dick maybe large, but really only in your heads. I'm quite the average guy, from day to day life, I seek answers only to get more questions. And yes, I am that guy who fucks mothers.