... Is the fucking devil. Do not do it.

No. Bad.

No second person. Do not write in second person.

I will get a rolled up newspaper.

Nobody's ever going to read this (Well, maybe RatedPonyStar because he's following me for some weird reason even though I haven't done anything and likely won't because I don't really write fanfic), but I feel the need to shout it to the Internet at large:

It's BALD Faced Lie. Not Bold Faced, BALD. As in laid bare, unobfuscated, nothing in between the lie and your face.

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