An enigma as vexing as life itself.

If you strike me down, I will become harder than you could possibly imagine.

Crème de la meme

Started from the bottom now we're still at the bottom.

I don't even English at all.

no info given

And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you on fire.

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

I like Ponies, especially pegasus ponies.

I hung ae vung ee nungo rung ea sung o nung tungo wung rung i tunge ee a bung i o (note that English IS my first language)

Eh, No one special.

just discovered fanfics 3 am in march...good lord.

Combining the power of the Unlimited Colors and the Elements of Harmony with the power of XTREME

Captain Cutie on duty!

THAT'S ME BOI!

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

im just a brony who makes average to below average fics

i love writing and am very creative. im a cool guy, and am very energetic at times. can be very random

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

Hello! I'm an aspiring artist and writer from Honduras!

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.