I read-consume yes-yes! I maybe write yes-yes! I talk narrate! I-I draw paint! (You can find me as Zlagg1 on twitter)

Your secret breakdancer, uzbek beekeeper, cloning expert, disco terrorist, forced plumber and random phrase generator.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

I write stuff occasionally

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I do be writing. You do be reading

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Oh, you found me of all fans huh? Are you lost? XD

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Overwhelmingly underwhelming.

Ooooh! Butunz!

Mistakes were made. Most of them were fixed!

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

Just trying to be better.

Names R.A. Spook. Website. Patreon. Kofi.

Mostly harmless.

A Plague Rat

(She/Her) A loser with too much free time

Howdy, I’m Burt.

hi

Hey, name's Mike, I'm a bit of an idiot. More of an artist than a writer, but I hope you enjoy the stories I worked hard to create.

"I wrote a poem," he threatened.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Working on ruling the world. Chillin with villains, relies on me myself and I. And is known champion in competitive God slaying.

Don't worry you can trust me, But don't say i didn't warn you.

A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.

I am the most adorable dragon slayer in existance.

I'm a pony playing the trombone. What more do you want? Well, I also write stuff sometimes.

I write TF stuff. Commissions are open, $20 for 1000 words.

Oh? You're approaching my userpage? Instead of reading away, you're reading closer to me?

A writer burdened.

I came here to eat breadcrumbs and indiscriminately shit on cars. And I'm all out of breadcrumbs...