I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

No longer relevant.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Nuts.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

I <3 GAMMA RAYS

Butts Butts BUTTS!

O.F.P.

I'm now only at thefrrealdeal.deviantart.com/

A Canadian idiot.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Just a normal guy who got hooked on the new My Little Pony show.