Embrace the Winter Riding with Heated Motorcycle Gloves · 7:13pm Jul 23rd, 2023
Introduction:
Introduction:
Your entire species is being genocided. Your long-lost boyfriend turned out to be a piece of shit. You've killed more people with your giant mech than the next ten ponies put together and have a permanent thousand-yard stare as a result. You've had your very soul cursed by an ancient Outer God. You're such a mess, you would damn near eat ass for a bottle of gin and a pack of smokes.
(From the Personal Collection of Kyle J. Ostrum) (Content advisory issued for strong language)
I promised that story would be out the same year I announced. Look who delievered on time.
On a side note, Starlight Fixes Everything is still being worked on, and I'm still a part of it, so keep a look out for season 7 in a couple weeks.
- Dat birb
I have a solution to the Blood-Shortage:
¡No deposit! ¡No withdraw!
¡Let the freeloaders die! ¿Why waste blood on ponies who never donate? It seems wrong that a Blood-Donator dies after getting into an accident and needs blood, but all of the blood just went to a freeloader who went our Drinking & Driving, killed a family, and needed blood for his injuries.
March Music Monday 4
For all the . . . guff I pile on my manager, he occasionally dispenses pearls of wisdom, or names songs that it turns out that I really, really like.
... yes, I bought it. It was too damn funny not to get. And I'm reviewing it because I might as well, right?
Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus is, first and foremost, a parody work by Chuck Tingle, and it is erotic fiction. Be warned, all ye who go beyond here. Also, minor spoilers ensue.