Hey there, party ponies! It's your bestest, bubbliest, most fun-loving filly friend, Pinkie Pie, here to get you up and groovin' like it's 1985! Ever wanted to feel like the raddest aerobics star in all of Equestria? Well, now's your chance! Grab those leg warmers, slap on a neon headband, and join me for a workout adventure that's totally gonna rock your socks off!

Just picture this: You're chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, and then—BAM!—you stumble upon the coolest Fimfiction story ever! It's got me, Pinkie Pie, rocking an 80s vibe so hard, even the synthwave is jealous. As soon as you hit play, you're transported back in time with the sweetest 80s beats, and suddenly, there I am, ready to lead you through the most fun, fabulous, and funky workout you've ever done!

We'll stretch, we'll wiggle, we'll jump like we're bouncing on jellybeans, and we'll squat like we're popping corks at the biggest party in Ponyville! Whether you're behind your computer, on your phone, or just looking for a way to get your hooves (or feet!) moving, this story is packed with energy, excitement, and exercises that'll have you smiling and sweating in no time.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this totally tubular tale, and let's make fitness fun, fun, FUN together! Remember, every workout is a party when you're with Pinkie Pie. Keep moving, keep grooving, and most importantly, keep smiling!

It's time for your first date with Princess Twilight.

You've got everything planned out; all you need to do is stop her from figuring out where you're going and allow time for that plan to be put into action...

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story is not a sequel to First Date With Celestia. Also, it's the first story I've written for nearly two years.

...Or at least that's what the weird demon queen offering you pizza says. Aside from the whole suddenly face-to-face with a demon thing and the murder threats perhaps you can befriend this sassy mare? There isn't much else to do.

A silly story about befriending demons. And pizza. Rated T for murder threats, sass, cursing, and other surprisingly innocent things for a self-insert story. Also, bizarre metaphors. It's extremely stupid, but there isn't a random tag so...

Ponyville has always been a LGBTQ+ safe haven. Now that Pride Month has started; Limestone has a deep secret she would like to share with her pink sister.

Coming out is hard. Limestone knows how hard it is.

This story is a sequel to I'm Gonna Put Some Cake In Your Eye

Kisses. They're basically Pinkie Pie's favorite thing, right behind parties and baking and her friends and her family and Gummy and...

Well, she really likes kisses. Specifically, giving kisses. And now that she's married, she can do that as much as she wants!

Get used to it.

When Luna and Celestia visit Anon's house to check up on him, Luna has the bright idea of wanting to kill Anon. Obviously, Anon has no input in between their arguments and is completely ignored as they discuss Anon's murder.

While on an extended trip to Canterlot with Twilight, you became acquainted with a mare named Moondancer. She makes you feel all kinds of things that you've never felt before, and Twilight caught on to this pretty quickly. After some teasing, you decided to shoot your shot. Moondancer... didn't take it too well. It seems that, somehow, she simultaneously has confidence issues and a huge ego.

Or maybe she's just nervous.

This story is a sequel to Thunder and Lightning

Applejack has been your best friend for a long time, since you both were little kids. But as of late, you've been looking at her differently. When you get close to her, your heart beats faster. Her southern accent makes your heart dance. You've caught... feelings. Out of fear of destroying the greatest friendship you have, you begin to distance yourself a little bit. The last thing you want is to make things awkward.

One day, Applejack approaches you and invites you to come with her family to the Apple Family Reunion. An extended period of time close to Applejack... your best friend... your crush. How are you going to keep your feelings contained when you're around her for so long? Or... maybe you shouldn't keep them to yourself. Maybe it's finally time to admit how you truly feel.

3rd installment of the The Cute, the Fluffy, and Romantic

WARNING: May contain lots of fluff

**Featured on July 28, 2016 & September 9, 2016

The local human is not especially happy being stranded where he is, finding the natives too brightly coloured and too friendly and all-in-all a little daunting. He is rarely seen outside the house on the edge of town. They give him space.

One very early morning an especially loud, house-rattling sounds draws him outside though, and rather makes his day.

Anon doesn't know how to feel about Chrysalis. Despite how close they have gotten, he doesn't know if it's reasonable to trust a changeling.

Though, through the thick of it, they are still together, fighting for what is there, for what they have. Love, companionship. It's hard to come by, especially if it's genuine. Could a changeling genuinely love someone, despite all their years of manipulation and heart break? Anon wishes to know.

Cover art by bigmoon206. I can't link them, because of their explicit art.

Audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio.