Trixie Trismegistus Trisdunamis, wandering adventurer and wizard supreme, faces her greatest and most terrible enemies yet - The Demon Queen of Fire and the Demon Queen of Darkness! Armed with her formidable magical artifacts, she stands before their impenetrable castle and prepares to crack open the horrors within.
Hear the tale of how the Great and Powerful (and also very attractive) wizard emerges victorious and brings her enemies under her control!
Huh, I wasn't expecting this, I sort of want a series of this.
i cast magic missile!
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Ah, but are you attacking the darkness? Do you shoot magic at the darkness?
Ah, silly fun. Good read.
Look, Trixie, there's nothing wrong with LARPing. It's perfectly normal for a girl your age. Just do it behind closed doors and ... make sure to wash your hands afterwards.
C'mon, Trixie, you need to get a game of Owlbears and Oubliettes going on!
Shameless plug is shameless. I find this ironic because I also included LARPing in my Dungeons and Dragons parody group anthology. http://www.fimfiction.net/story/287205/ponies-and-dragons-just-have-fun Though maybe not as MEAN.
This deserves all the love.
This was delightful from start to finish. Thank you for it.
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I was wondering what kind of story I was reading. And when I read this part, everything became abundantly clear.
Hell yeah.
Uh. Well. Hmmm.... Yep, still shipping it!
Oh yeah.
Moment of truth?
...Of course.
...
Oh, please. It's Cadance. This is exactly what she had in mind.
Wait for iiiiiit....
There it is.
Could be worse. You would be creating your own nightmares about it. (Too soon?)
Waiting for iiiit...
Oh. My. God.
That is so cheesy, that is so corny, and that is so hilarious.
I don't believe you.
Trixie is off her meds
Sunset,why would you ever need to become black and red? Your orange red convination is already perfect for a fire theamed queen of evil
Never change, Sunset.
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This was fun. I had fun.
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Oh hi! I know this sounds out of the blue, but I just wanted to say that I really really love your writing!
This fic is awesome. Princess Celestia Hunts Undead reminded me about it.
What?? So Nightmare Moon was EQG Luna's chunnibyou persona?!? Of all interpretations of the EQG equivalent this was the most hilarious! Headcanon accepted!
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Hey, I don't know if you need a self-esteem boost or whatever, but I just read all your stories; and while obviously there's nothing as long as Sunset of Time or anything, I think you're just as good as Albinocorn, who I also admire. So, uh... y-yeah. I like saying nice things about authors who make me smile, and also make me want to write.
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Thanks!
At first I was like "Wha-What? What is going on?", but the more I read the more I liked it, especially when I understood that Trixie was roleplaying :D. That was hilarious, thank you for such an awesome story.
Well, that was fun. Like this but without the rocking music:
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Holy cow, this is awesome!
EDIT: Omigosh there's a Japanese version!
I don't know why, but from the moment I read the story's title I assumed that the Demon Queens were Principal Celestia and Vice principal Luna. Would have made sense as the "tyrants" of the school.
That also means that I thought in the middle this were a princest story.
You know, right up until the moment Trixie barged into the closet, I thought the Demon Queens were Celestia and Luna. Naturally I started wondering if they were still related in the human world. Thank goodness I was barking up the wrong tree!
Or should I rather be saying it's too bad that didn't pan out?
Damn, this was great. :D poor Trixie, at the end, though. Give her back her toy!
Oh, yeah. that is so Sunset Shimmer. :D
Heh, I thought the Queens of Fire and Darkness were Celestia and Luna at first. Seemed weird that they would be kissing though.