Celestia has just announced it: Equestria must surrender to humanity or face destruction. Gathered in a chamber, the restrained Element Bearers await their horrible fates. That is absolutely what is happening here, and not a bit of manipulation from a sun goddess that has gone far, far too long without getting some.
T rating for sexual references, no clop here.
STOP THE HUMENS
Well... The story certainly lives up to the random tag, that's for sure.
7927202 I do not flaunt the random tag all willy-nilly, good sir. 'tis a tag to be handled with proper respect.
lol excellent and funny story.
pervy Tia is pervy
7927165 lel eval hummens
7927251 Thanks!
7927268 alternative title?
7927297 appreciate it!
Well.....that was a thing.....
7927342 I do lots of things.
The human lived a happy life tapping that sweet big fat butt of Celestia's.
7927372 well I figured that went without saying
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.....Okay then. Keep on.
Wow. . . just. . . w-wow. Everything was happening so fast and the humans have gotten like pony waifu.
Although, I only got one thing to answer Author.
. . . . . IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOVE THIS STORY!!!!!
7927379 *salutes*
7927383 Thank you!
Oh Sunbutt, this is totally one of the best versions of you. Snrk. Princess-Slave. Snrk.
Luna totally did the opposite and conquered herself a small country like Belgium or something, I bet.
7927909 I hereby announce my wish to apply for citizenship in Lunium
7927165 sorry bro, that link is busted
7927975 For you, at least. It works fine for me...
This would be a good moment for one of george takei's Oh Myyyyyyy s.
7928027 tried it on two different laptops *shrugs*
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You know that's what she did. 'Surrender?! Never! We shall show them SURRENDER!' and so on.
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Change the url from .gifv to .gif and it should work.
7928329 thanks lad.
Also, fancy seeing you here, Morning!
7928336 It's lass!
And I'm EVERYWHERE! Yes. Even there. In that cupboard. Watching. All the time.
Meanwhile, somewhere high above this universe floated a massive spaceship. It's colors gleamed of red, silver, and blue, and robots of all shapes and sizes, flew, rolled, and walked along its many decks. And, sitting in a large commander chair sat a particular robot. His color sheme was of reds and blacks, and he had a single bright red eye. And, as he watched on one of his many screens, a particular universe unfold, he muttered two words. "The Fuck?" Before pulling out a small pistol and shooting himself in the head,
...what the hell did I just read? My mind's eye cannot unsee what has been seen.
Very random story. Not what I was expecting. Congratulations for surprising me.
~ Super-Brony12
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Blast it, me neither. And I so want to unsee it
Great.
I mean, I know we didn't see that, but it was more than heavily implied and obvious. It's way too easy to imagine it happening, even off-screen, so to speak.
I enjoy Setting Things Right (or most of it), but this... nope.
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Yeah. Agreed. I think we both need some brain bleach.
7928631 If only that existed (and was non-fatal and only effected the memories in question)...
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Right?
This is fucking beautiful.
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That last line...
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7928639 Honestly, I'd be in line for that before either of you. There's some shit on this site I'd love to forget. As for this story, no regerts.
7928487 So, does this mean there's a position open in the intergalactic conquest department?
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7928958 *bows*
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No.
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I can respect that.
7929468 awww...
7929472 right back atcha
If you'd read the treaty properly, you'd have learned that, in fact, that is exactly what you did! (I did a thing there. With words.)
The terms of surrender...are BRILLIANT! Exspected some bad things for them but this is the best terms of surrender for Equestria
7931366 Molestia is best troll.
7932509 The terms of surrender are the only ones possible if you think about it
7932573 Yep but equal good for both sides to me
dammit Celestia, you and your libido! though I have this feeling the "slaves" turn out to be the dominate ones in most pony/human relationshps We know Twi, Rainbow and Rarity are in charge of their "masters" AJ is likely equal and Flutters is a sub.
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Last login: Thurs Feb 9 22:20
C02JK2MADRVF:~ User$ ping BRAIN
PING BRAIN (168.192.0.0): 64 data bytes
ping: sendto: No route to host
ping: sendto: No route to host
Request timeout for icmp_seq 0
ping: sendto: No route to host
Request timeout for icmp_seq 1
ping: sendto: No route to host
Request timeout for icmp_seq 2
ping: sendto: No route to host
Request timeout for icmp_seq 3
ping: sendto: No route to host
Request timeout for icmp_seq 4
^C
--- BRAIN ping statistics ---
6 packets transmitted, 0 packets received, 100.0% packet loss
my mind is asplode
7933966 more than likely
7934614 my work here is done
This my good sir is balls to the wall amazing. Props to you
7938633 thank you
Honestly the fuck did i just read
We're going to build a wall, and those Equestria-conquering, waifu-stealing humans are going to pay for it.
7997869 they're taking our jobs! But they're also stealing benefits they don't deserve! And even though they're keeping a low profile, they're also registering multiple times to vote for the lefties!
#GOPlogic.
Sorry, had to get that out of my system.
How did this only come out four weeks ago it feels way way longer than that.
#PrincessSlaveForever.
8005875 that needs to be a twitter handle. Somehow.
8006023 I was more implying this story is a beautiful work of art that needs an ongoing chronicle like 'The Adventures of Princess-Slave Tia and Tyrant-Empress Luna'!