Phones have recently been introduced to Equestria, and with them dating apps. Everyone's favorite reformed time-travelling former cult leader, Starlight Glimmer, gets ahold of a phone and a popular dating app: Hoofder. Twilight also manages to secure her own date. What could go wrong?
This was a fun read! The character talents and descriptions made me laugh.
Poor Twilight and Starlight, but this was hilarious!
I like it, was fun to read
NAME: Celestia
GENDER: Female
AGE: 1132, but who's keeping track, when you're hot like me?
TALENTS: Ruling Equestria. Being tall and letting everypony else do my dirty work for me.
DESCRIPTION: Retired Princess. Looking for a grown stallion no older than 1/20th my age. I love cake, ziplines, the Sun, and trolling my subjects.
I'd love to see a sequel where Starlight goes on a date with somepony on Hoofder.
Also, I didn't know Starlight was bisexual.
Name: Spike
Age: 20(Note: This is actually true by the way I checked)
Description: I’m trying to get over an old crush who shall remain unnamed for the sake of her not finding out about it, I’ll date them if I’m close with them and as long as it isn’t a sibling figure like Twilight, Shining Armor, or Cadence.
Name: Rainbow Dash
Age: 22
Description: I’m 100% awesome and attractive.
Name: Sunset Shimmer
Age: I forgot I spent too much time as a human.
Description: I see you’ve all gotten used to the phones I told you guys about. Also word of advice don’t date any of the humans in the other world they’re not exactly the best at romance also there’s the other dimension issue so yeah.
And this is one of the reasons why I hate Startrix as a couple.
Twi got Rickroll'd!
Did Starlight accidentally timetravel 10 years into the past?
Sunburst sheds heart-broken tears.
NAME sombra
Gender Male
Talent enslaving crystal pony ruling the crystal empire dark magic and dark crystal
Description I am the former king of the crystal empire I enslaved crystal pony and rule the crystal empire
This is a cool story 20% cooer
Everyone while reading the story:
Lol this was so funny! Also I found it oddly satisfying when she didn't go for Sunburst XD
23? <.< Now that's a joke if I ever saw one.
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