After gaining thousands of IQ points from Reddit, Rainbow Dash finds her lovely day interrupted by a menacing insect. The beast aims to cuddle all in her path...including the cerulean speedster herself and her normie marefriend Rarity!
Will Rainbow triumph?
I don't know! Read the story, you lazy bum!
CW: Contains jokes about Redditors, female respecters, 2000s-era atheists, bugs, aggressive cuddling, Christopher Walken, and people who graduated from online universities. Not recommended for the faint of heart or those expecting a good story.
Written for Rockstar Raccoon's Crackfic Storm 2024.
An April Fool's joke that spiraled out of control.
ebin story my enlightened friend *tips fedora*
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