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This was an magnificent work of art. This is truly for the gentlestallions of culture, like myself.
This will get a well deserved like, and a place on my favorite shelf. Great work!
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Indubitably.
(Glad you enjoyed it. )
The last line is the hilarity of this scenario. I could easily see each one in this situation. Thanks for the laughs and giggles!
Was anyone else expecting this to be a troll post?
AJ: Hey want to go pick some apples? We can work all day loooooong and get lots and lots of apples, sweet juicy apples, we could even pay off the farm. *whispers in ear* just imagine we could have financial stability.
Twilight: We'll start out with the pythagorean theorem then later we'll move on to quantum physics! The area of the square whose side is the hypotenuse is equal to the ---where are you going?
I find myself wondering what a small smirk sounds like.
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"Hollld your horses there, partner. Ahm not the kinda mare that goes sharin' family assets with just any ol' stallion who trots on by, y'hear?"
"Actually, studies show that the equation for the gravitational constant has a higher average arousal rating than the pythagorean theorem among Equestrian stallions.
Some researchers speculate that the large "G" shape next to the two, smaller "m" variables evokes a certain instinctual urge in the lower portion of the stallion's..."
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Anytime.
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[Smirks.]
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Well done.
Why am I not at all surprised by Fluttershy being the best at this particular activity?
Also, I wouldn't mind seeing a sequel. Mayor Mare could treat her recording like a political ad (maybe with a last-second reference to lewdness so she satisfies requirements). Cheerilee could absolutely nail the "naughty teacher" fantasy -- or completely, hilariously fail at it. Pinkie's sister Maud could be, well, Maud. Spitfire starts barking orders like a drill instructor (which works for a surprising number of stallions). There are lots of possibilities...
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[Bows magnanimously.]
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[Blushes.]
"Oh...u-um...my..."
Y'know...neither would I.
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Maud, I think, would easily be the one who pins dirtiest, going through extensive (and all rock related, natch) lines and actually doing what they wanted to the max.
But all in that deadpan monotone that makes her sound 110% sarcastic instead of actually into anything.
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"Oh, I'm not being sarcastic! No! This is just a little speech impediment. It's made my life very difficult."
-- Dave Foley, The Kids in the Hall
Hilarious, especially Twilights part.
Even funnier if you put it through the ai that mimics mlp voices
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Rarity would turn it into a production.
I don't think this story needs a porn tag at all, even with these sex words. Nothing exactly explicit was 'done' per se. I almost skipped this because I usually avoid stories with that tag; I got other emotions I wanna stroke instead of horny.
This feels on par with the "sex hotline" thing.
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"I'll take that as a compliment, darling."
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Y'know...I will say I can see the argument for that.
For the sake of over-tagging vs. under-tagging, though, I think I'll keep that particular tag in place.
Since the sexually explicit nature of the dialogue is what pushes the story from "T" to "M," I could see the argument for keeping it as well.
At the very least, with the tag in place, people won't be surprised to find that the story is baudier than they expected it to be.
Ah, the 'Mario Mario' method of tackling the last name problem. Personally, I'm a fan of making the Apple clan's last name 'Macintosh'.
1. Fluttershy, 2. Twilight, 3. Applejack, 4. Rarity, 5. Rainbow dash, That is my ranking on how well the girls did, Fluttershy really has pent up issues, I like twilight efforts, Applejack was decent, Rarity has too much unnecessary details that really turn you off, and rainbow is a virgin that tries to act tough but fails, kind of a pity really, I would have loved to see how Trixie does, but I guess she was not famous enough.
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Ha, fair enough. To be honest, though, I've always had a soft spot for the name Applejack Apple. It's almost goofy in how straightforward it is—a perfect fit for the element of honesty.
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"It's called foreplay, darling."
"H-hey! I've been with, like, a ton of stallions."
"Ooh ooh! Me next! Me next! How did I do?"
As far as Trixie goes...maybe we'll have to swing by for a second round of interviews later on.
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Canonically Applejack's name is Jackeline Apple, but if you like Applejack better, be my guess.
6. Pinky Pie, your are not on my list sadly, your comment was a double meaning phrase you could have used in public for comedic purposes, but it is your style i guess.
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Well I'll be darned. Didn't realize that was the case. (Granted, I haven't really seen anything that aired after season four, but if that was brought up in earlier seasons, seems it slipped my mind. )
[Gasp!]
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I don't know how you can claim that this is canon, given that it's not stated in any episode, or the movie, or any of the comics -- or anywhere else that I'm aware of. The name "Jackeline" doesn't even show up anywhere on her wiki page. What's your basis for this, a fever dream?
Also, it's spelled "Pinkie Pie", not "Pinky Pie". If you can't even get a basic detail like this right, I wouldn't consider you an authority on canon.