coffee. desk. beat on repeat. and then i bang my head against the keyboard a lot, like don music from the muppets.
"Internet Friends" are just friends you haven't shaken hands with yet.
I wrote some stories for you. I hope you enjoy them.
This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.
I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.
I'm not here. You can't see me. No one can see me.