"The Archive Tower, once a trove of precious tomes and letters, became a prison after the onset of Seath's madness. The serpent men who guard the prison know not the value of what they hide..." — Archive Tower Cell Key AKA My favorites and home to Seath's Erotic fanfiction.
"Thou who art Undead, art chosen... In thine exodus from the Undead Asylum, maketh pilgrimage to the land of Ancient Lords... When thou ringeth the Bell of Awakening, the fate of the Undead thou shalt know..." — Oscar, Knight of Astora (Stories I'm currently reading).