I live on a farm of plotbunnies.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

I love ponies, bronies, and matrimonies! I'm an author, artist, and plushie-maker. I create stuff and I try to make it awesome. Relax. You're in good company. ❤ ~Since 2012~

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

I shall Butcher your dreams

Aspiring writer and insatiable SciSet shipper. She/her. https://twitter.com/CraftableAlice

Welcome back to the cum zone

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

An alternate account for KnightMysterio, containing almost all his adult-related pony works.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

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Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies

If I ever get good at Rocket League, I'll change my name to Terra Score-a.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

That Minnesotan guy who has quickly gone from being a common brony to being an avid reader and editor, primarily for CommissarAJ and the amazing Price of Loyalty writers.

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

I will follow you all

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

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By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.