The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.
Just a guy who likes writing and reading some pony fanfiction.
Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus
Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed
Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."
I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.
You're a bad boy. Go to my room. This is an alt account. I do write non-fetish fics. Just to make that perfectly clear, Darlings.
I'm an aspiring writer, with far too many ideas for my own good. I write pony fictions for fun, and if others enjoy them, then that's all I could ask for.
Weaver of stories of action, drama, love, sex and a loyal knight of the Sunset Empire! Hail to the phoenix empress! Sunlight & Sundagio are # 1
Still mostly empty, but I don't plan to keep it that way.
Bow down to Chrysalis... or pay the consequences
"The body exists only to verify one's own existence."
I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.
your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?
I run Cloudchaser and Flitter Explain, a blog about the pony CCG! Hopefully I'll write more things for here in the future.
Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.
Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )
I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama
For all practical purposes this account is abandoned. I'll check it for messages occasionally but I doubt there will ever be any new stuff posted here.
Just another fanfiction addict who likes good stories no matter what the fandom.Oh... and...RAINBOW DASH IS COOL!!!
Hi! I'm Lurks-no-More: a pony writer, RPG player, SF and fantasy fan, and a general nerd. I hope you enjoy my stories!
A fanfic writer specializing in adventure stories. Come check me out if you like adventures!
"Often when you want a sandwich, you don't have one. Often when you have a sandwich, you don't want one."
I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.